2013 Farm Strategy Meeting - Notes
It was agreed that there was far too much death on Weird Farm. Peripheral wildlife such a worms, wasps and moths are shying away from the farm because of its increasing notoriety.
It was suggested that Weird Horse should now have his feeding times at the same time as the other animals. Farm members are growing disillusioned with the favourable treatment shown by Baffled Farmer to Weird Horse and this has led to conflict and more worryingly, the departure of two fairly high-profile goats in 2012.
It was suggested that Unusual Cow and Idiot Chicken set up Twitter accounts to trial the performance with a view to launching an online presence for Peculiar Pig and Appalling worm in the coming months. It was agreed that Weird Horse's success was based on the farm itself and not linked specifically to Weird Horse's writing ability.
It was agreed that Baffled Farmer spent far too much of 2012 either naked or over-exposed. The attendees were all unanimous in their decision to suggest medical advice for Baffled Farmer in an attempt to re-kindle his acceptance of clothing.
It was agreed that there are far too many moths at Weird Farm.
*Baffled Farmer is to constantly monitor Weird Horse's activity in an attempt to understand what he believes to be 'excess' moths.